My teeth itch.

HELP! I've fallen and I......crap. Just hand me a beer. I'll be OK.

Like....Dallas ain't playin'. Like.....who cares.

Copy and paste it. We're gonna need proof.

Gotcha. My logic: If I'm willing to play, then I should be willing to pay.

Pickles give me gas

Meh. Fooled another survey! MUHAHAHA! You Are: Lawful Good Lawful Good- A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks...